Going for a facial I need some spa time now It seems like only yesterday I was the cat' meow My nose has gotten bigger My mole is acting up I hate to act so immature But I really have no luck My hair is just unruly My bones are creaking bad I need some time to meditate I also need thigh pads You think that this is easy To ride a stupid broom Well honey let me tell you One never should presume Life it sure ain't easy When your riding a stick shift No wheels for easy gliding Landings always swift I'll see you all on Halloween We'll have a grand old time Looking like that glamor girl Perhaps a brand new rhyme Francine Pucillo Copyright September 6, 2003